Government Paycheck

Dear Federal Government,

Thank you, in advance, for sending my money back to me.  It is, of course, unfortunate that you got to invest so much this past year when I could’ve been making my own interest on it, but I will be happy to have it back in my bank account. 

Consider this thank you note null and void if in two weeks there is not a significant direct deposit in my checking account.  I am taking into consideration the fact that you won’t look at my tax return until Valentines day simply because I itemize.  Fine.

I want you to know that I truly do appreciate all the amazing services you offer to us citizens on such a skimpy budget, however, it feels good to get my share back.

Sincerely, Kat

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